Theater Nerd Humor

Actual text conversation between me and my roommate.

Me: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROOMIE

Roommate: Is this Laura? I lost all my numbers! 

Me: No, this is actually Broadway. But I think I got the wrong number. Is this not Gavin Creel?

Roommate: BROADWAY!?!? No, this is TV's talent-free Ashley Parker Angel.  Do I get the job!?

Me: YES. YOU WIN.

Roommate:  Thought so.  I feel a sense of undeserving accomplishment.

Me: As you rightly should.