It's Over

I made it seven days.

Subsisting on lemon juice, maple syrup and cayenne pepper.

My skin is clear, my energy level is high, I assume my colon is somewhat cleansed and as a bonus, I've dropped somewhere between five and eight pounds.

But my God you guys.

I'm hungry.

So I'm quitting.

I think seven days is pretty admirable for a first try. I'll shoot for ten next time...if I ever get up the guts to do it again.

For now, pass me some pita bread and I'll take it slow because I'm not sure I remember how to chew.