Politically Incorrect

Location: The Winking Lizard Tavern where Margot and I have gone to dinner four times this week because, why not?

Atmosphere: Hockey game on TV. Justin Timberlake's "SexyBack" bumps in the background.

I am contemplating whether or not to order grilled cheese and tomato on rye for the fourth time this week. Margot is contemplating beer.

The waiter appears.

Margot: Can I get a black and tan?

Margot will later explain that this is a drink containing both Guiness and Bass.

Waiter: May I recommend a Black Christmas instead?

Margot: Which is...

Waiter: Guiness and Great Lakes Christmas Ale.

Margot: (quizzically) Is it better?

Waiter: Definitely. I like the taste of the Christmas Ale more.

Margot: Will I like it more?

Waiter: Definitely.

*pause*

Margot: Even if I hate Christians?