"It's a cold rain, it's a hard rain, like the kind you find in songs."

I just want to thank God for making me go back to get my umbrella before boarding the subway on the way to work today. I ALMOST went without it but then a booming voice from above came down and asked, "Don't you think those clouds look threatening? Isn't your blue umbrella SO pretty? Don't you want to take it with you just in case?"

Ooooo boy! That God guy knows what He's talking about because as soon as I came out of the train on 28th and 5th, it was TEEMING down rain and I had to walk to the office on 26th and 8th. You like how I said "the office", right? You think it makes me sound like I have A REAL job like a GROWN UP person, right!?!? Woo, how I fool y'all with my GENIUS!

What is not genius, you ask?

My office-appropriate pink pants getting soaked from the ankle down. I appreciate God trying to rehydrate the planet but I just would rather my pants not be involved because frankly, I like them dry. Love, Laura.

In other news, did you know you can save $0.87 when you order Vegetarian Chipotle over the regular, Carnivore Chipotle? It's true! And it's OH SO GOOD.

Also, what do we think of the new layout? I was SO OVER the dots. But yet, this is REALLY...bland. I was going to go even more stark by keeping it just black text with a white background. You can all blame my brother. He owes me a layout, much like he owes me a graduation/Christmas/23rd birthday gift. He thinks just because he has a JOB and a WIFE and a newly renovated HOUSE and shit that he can ignore me. God. It's so ridiculously unfair when people don't cater to my every need. Until Paul gets off his lazy butt, the layout stays. Feel free to comment and tell him how much I need a totally cool template for my totally cool hip blog. Go on. I dare you.

Which brings me to the fact that I AM STILL ON BLOGGER and unable to allow non-blogger users to comment which PISSES ME OFF! Christ, even LIVEJOURNAL lets people comment anonymously. Why not, blogger gods? Why not? I'm threatening to leave. I'm walking out on blogger. I want to start a mad love affair with typepad. But hey, let's face it, that wouldn't be the first TOTALLY IRREPONSIBLE SECRET LOVE AFFAIR I'VE EVER HAD, now would it?

Wow. This blog got lame, fast. I'm now frantically searching for a topic that does not involve the rumor mill or a livejournal or Chipotle.

And I'm coming up with zero. Damn. I am so not as cool as I thought I was.

Okay, stay tuned for regular Laura randomness, drama-free! Thanks for reading my blog everyone, even though I'm sleeping with all your boyfriends! WOO HOO! Peace!