It's Funnier Translated
Alice came to a fork in the road. "Which road do I take?" she asked.
"Where do you want to go?" responded the Cheshire cat.
"I don't know," Alice answered.
"Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter."
~Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland
My friend Steve makes me laugh on a daily basis. This was his away message today:
"To the people at "Juicy Couture":
Yesterday, I saw a 12 year old at the mall wearing one of your belly shirts. It had "Juicy" in big words on the front. It made me nauseous. Please make the world a better place, and kill yourselves. Thanks. -Steve
Ah. Steve is a dear friend from college. We used to work the gym together. Basically, he'd run on the treadmill and pretend he was cool and I would listen to a mix CD of 80's Whitney Houston and early 90's Jock Jams. Another great thing about Steve is that his last name is Fecarotta. This wouldn't be too funny unless you knew, like I do, that "Fecarotta" in Italian means "Broken Vagina". Makes my last name look pretty damn awesome, eh?
"Where do you want to go?" responded the Cheshire cat.
"I don't know," Alice answered.
"Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter."
~Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland
My friend Steve makes me laugh on a daily basis. This was his away message today:
"To the people at "Juicy Couture":
Yesterday, I saw a 12 year old at the mall wearing one of your belly shirts. It had "Juicy" in big words on the front. It made me nauseous. Please make the world a better place, and kill yourselves. Thanks. -Steve
Ah. Steve is a dear friend from college. We used to work the gym together. Basically, he'd run on the treadmill and pretend he was cool and I would listen to a mix CD of 80's Whitney Houston and early 90's Jock Jams. Another great thing about Steve is that his last name is Fecarotta. This wouldn't be too funny unless you knew, like I do, that "Fecarotta" in Italian means "Broken Vagina". Makes my last name look pretty damn awesome, eh?
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